THIS IS JUST FOR FUN, Not meant to be taken seriously
Finally, I am about to start working, someone calling for another meeting
When HR giving speech on how friendly our company work-culture is, long-term employees be like
When the over-enthusiastic junior developer is saying “We should use pure functional programming with Event Sourcing”
When you hear: I thought ‘git commit’ is enough, we need to do ‘git push’ also?
When you raise a PR with 57 files changed having 686 line changes.
New Employee Onboarding Ceremony
Spring Boot app developers looking at Annotations
So, you are the one who wrote comments for Setters and Getters
When the new DevOps guy told “Nobody should have Production Database access” to that one developer who knows how that system is working.
Keep smiling :-)